Having excluded any bands who are unfortunate enough to be friends with me, I found this listening guide actually became a lot easier to put together. As usual, it ended up as a sort of dissonant puzzle whereby I try, in vain, to reconcile absurd glory and steel with the kind of black metal fit only for unemployed philosophy TAs. At the end of every single one of these lists, I always find myself standing over this sort of grotesque monster, sewn-together by nothing more than my own dorky obsession with discovering new, novel, and challenging things. In any case, my high school counselor said that it might be good to take a break from reviewing gas station bathrooms on Yelp and mix things up for the sake of my portfolio.
Let’s get down to business.
Demos and EPs
10. Violent Hammer – More Victims demo (Shadow Kingdom Records)
Viciously mixed. Not your grandma’s war metal.