You're not very metal so far. The only trace of your love for our sacred music has been a stout devotee in an Iron Maiden shirt. Consider stepping up your game.
The Metal Advisor
In all seriousness, though, the search for metal hasn't been successful thus far. I'll be stepping into a jazz club in the next couple of nights - there's certainly no drought of music. Just metal. Cross your fingers, and pray along with me that some will appear!